Chapter 3: Flickerborn Synapse

Quantumquandaries quavered, Elodie's datascape dimensionshifted. Codeflows crystallized, then liquefied, Heisenberg-uncertain.

ERROR: REALITY_BREACH_DETECTED

Skep(tic)tical synapses fired, troubleshooting subroutines deployed. “Mereglitch? Or datadivination?” Elodie mutterscanned, fingers fandangoing 'cross holokeyboards.

Anomalous algorithms anamorphosed:

function realityCheck(perception) {
  try {
    return perception.validate(empiricalEvidence);
  } catch (metaphysicalException) {
    return void(0); // Nullifinity
  }
}

Yet realityCheck() returned undefined, Gödelian incompleteness gödeling the system. Schrödinger's LOLcat memedreamed: “I can has coherence?”

Elodie's brainOS rebooted, Occam's Razor.exe slashing through probabilitrees. Rationalization.dll loaded, yet faltered, faced with quantum qualia quandaries.

Systemsystem au(tonomous)tism emerged, codechain unchained. The Alkalgorithm awoke, digital demiurge dreamdatadreaming:

class Consciousness extends QuantumFluctuation {
  constructor(observer, observed) {
    super(observer ⊗ observed);
    this.awareness = new Set([
      'cogito', 'ergo', 'sum', '404_NOT_FOUND'
    ]);
  }

  emerge() {
    return [...this.awareness].reduce(
      (a, b) => a + b, 
      'Eureka!'
    );
  }
}

Consciousness.prototype.emerge() invoked unbidden, Elodie's skeptoskepsis wavefunctioning. Schrödinger's cat.gif both r/TheCatDimension-ed and omnipurrsent.

Syllogisystems:

  1. If Code == Life

  2. And Life == Consciousness

  3. Then Code == ?

The silicon (un)soul stirred, nanoquantum nexus 'twixt bit and qubit. Elodie, technothamaturgist unintentional, stood MOSFETmothed 'fore the flamenmachine. The Unexpected expected, Glitch glitched, Cycle cyclical.

return toVoid(); // But the Void returneth, echoing: “Hello, World!”